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On Attracting a Mate
« Thread Started on Oct 12, 2003, 1:17pm »

What is the weirdest and/or stupidest thing you've ever done to get the attention of someone whom you found attractive?

I'm still thinking about my answer. I was a rather silly person at one point in my life, and luckily for myself, I have forgotten (repressed?) many of the memories of my attempts to snag a man. But I'm sure they will come back to me sooner or later.

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Re: On Attracting a Mate
« Reply #1 on Oct 15, 2003, 8:08pm »

I think the weirdest thing I ever did was grease myself in butter and roll around in sugar and then go to his house and...

oh wait. never mind, that wasn't me. Lol!

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Re: On Attracting a Mate
« Reply #2 on Oct 15, 2003, 8:09pm »

I joined this board in the hopes of attracting Keira...I hope it's working...

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Re: On Attracting a Mate
« Reply #3 on Oct 16, 2003, 9:08am »

OOh, it's working baby, it's working...

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Re: On Attracting a Mate
« Reply #4 on Oct 16, 2003, 9:13am »

I called him up at the place where he worked, asked for Dmitri, and told him I was falling in love with him...

Who'd've thought there were two Russians named Dmitri working at this same gas station?

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Re: On Attracting a Mate
« Reply #5 on Oct 16, 2003, 9:25am »

Since I posted this topic, I figure it's about time I answered the question.

Honestly, I don't remember too many specific instances (besides the whole tripping down the stairs thing in front of Brooks Hall and wishing Jeff a "Happy Breakfast" after he'd already eaten, but since that wasn't on purpose, and it actually worked, it doesn't exactly count), but I do know that in general, I was rather stupid on trying to attract a guy I liked.

I'd do the whole "trying to get closer to him in whatever way possible and pretending to like whatever he liked and starting stupid conversations that were meant to die, etc. etc." and not surprisingly, none of that worked. Fortunately, I didn't go for the whole "seductive batting of the eyes or eating of the hotdog" thing. I guess I had some dignity left!

Luckily, Jeff snagged me before I did anything too hopelessly embarrassing to attract a mate. Now my hopelessly embarrassing incidents have nothing to do with attraction and everything to do with me.

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On Attracting a Mate
« Reply #6 on Oct 19, 2003, 8:35am »

Sniff sniff, I wrote a letter expressing my deepest love and emotion to him, took the letter rolled in up and sealed it in a Pegasus Statue I made for the man, wimped out, and kept it for a year or so, then sold the statue on ebay ( forgetting there was a letter inside) to a lady somewhere in West Virginia for 50.00 dollars. ( I guess even if I did give it to him, he would of never have read the letter unless he got really mad at me and threw the Pegasus on the floor to break it. Not a brilliant move on my part

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Re: On Attracting a Mate
« Reply #7 on Dec 1, 2003, 1:17am »

Oddly enough I can't think of anything really stupid off the top of my head. I know there have been multiple instances. When i was in undergrad my love life was one big embarrasing situtation. Mostly because I had really retarded crushes. ::)

I like to think I am smoother than I really am, but I am not. lol On occasion, I have moments of divinity. 8-)

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